If I’m only getting paid minimum wage to be your therapist, then I don’t plan on giving you very good advice.
“I didn’t want this iced. And my name is John, not Susan.”
I just convinced a lady not to buy the last chocolate croissant because my 6-year old wanted it for his birthday. Also, I don’t have kids.
The third time she tried to correct my coffee-making technique, I poured out her latte and handed her a job application.