Sir, we have five trashcans around the cafe. I am not one of them.
Can’t find a seat at the cafe? Stand in the middle of the room and loudly announce, “there is a black prius outside and it’s being towed”. You’re welcome.
Someone just asked if we offer a “nice guy” discount. I told him that we do offer a “nice guy” discount and then I charged him full price.
I’m not upset that your kid is crying. I’m just upset that I’m not young enough to get away with doing it too.
I don’t know who did the art. I don’t know how you can buy the art. And i mean really, is “art” even the right word to be using?