Instead of being mad at me for charging full price, you should thank my co-worker for giving you a deal on your 3 shot soy vanilla latte.
So, apparently a large mocha pairs really well with meth? At least that’s what the last guy that ordered, seemed to be saying.
Sometimes you’re reasonable. And other times, you’re a 42 year old woman yelling at me because I’m out of whipped cream for your mocha.
If I was a mind-reader, I wouldn’t be working here.
“I’ll be on the patio.” — Well, your panini will be on the counter.
“Decaf latte in the window… Decaf latte in the window… Decaf latte in the window… Free decaf latte in the window.”
My boss bought a case of coffee filters that are a little too big, so the next few months of my life are pretty much ruined.
“This is ridiculous. Can you hurry up with those lattes? We’re late to church.” -People who don’t pay attention in church
I’ve collected some data, and one thing is certain: You don’t become rich enough to afford a mercedes by tipping your barista
My coworker said he didn’t put extra bleach in the dishwashing sink, but my newly tie-dyed shirt says otherwise.