I’ll make a mocha for your 7-year old if you insist, but the kid can’t hang out here after he drinks it.
The cafe is kid-friendly, meaning that we won’t strangle or throw things at them. It doesn’t mean you get to stop being a parent.
A couple years back, my boss bought a cell-phone jammer on the internet. We used to keep it under the counter. That was a fun summer.
To whom it may concern,
Please excuse Rob’s tardiness. He was supposedly late to work because I took too long pouring his coffee.
“You don’t have goat’s milk?! Who doesn’t have goat’s milk?!” — Umm, pretty much everyone… Except goats, i guess?
The words “just” and “blended hazelnut soy latte with carmel sauce and whipped cream” may never be appropriately used in the same sentence.
“I’m so bad …” It’s just whipped cream, not genocide.
My manager is never here on delivery days. I guess he’s brighter than I give him credit for.
I called my boss, “Mr. Manager”, but he didn’t get it and that’s when I knew this was never gonna work.
extra shot: 50 cents
flavor: 35 cents
spiting your sense of entitlement: priceless