Lady, you’re drinking coffee through a straw. I hardly think you’re in the position to lecture me on lifestyle choices.
I would remember your usual drink if you were a more memorable person.
That lid is not gonna fit on that cup. But the real issue is that you apparently have the spatial-reasoning skills of a 3-year old.
“I’m on a mission to civilize” – Will McAvoy.
A 20-oz glass of cold milk? Sure. No, I don’t think you’re a serial killer. Why do you ask?
I’d never insult your kid’s intelligence, but you brought a whole bag of cheerios, and that little idiot was only able to get two in his mouth.
Good coffee is never bitter. But a good barista always is.
Optimistic baristas are not to be trusted; good coffee requires just the right amount of broken dreams and loneliness.
If your tip makes a sound when it hits the bottom of the jar, you’re doing it wrong.
My only goal for the month is to figure out how to pour a picture of a middle finger in latte art.